The euphoric feeling you get after have just done something you think is really cool with your iPod, iPad, iPhone or other Apple device. Generally despite how boastful you are about your "accomplishment" most other people will think you are a loser....unless they own the same device of course.
Brian: Oh man...I just imported the New EnglandPatriots schedule directly into my iPhone which synced via iCloud to my iPad and my iPod Touch.....I think I may have an iGasm.
Cindy: You are such a lame asshole...please go away
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.