iGlasses
A person who 'wears' these, can see no wrong with any Apple product - mostly iPhones or iPods. Usually 'worn' by a person who's self-righteousness about their gadget, prevents them from seeing sense.
iGlasses stop people from seeing the ridiculousness queuing up overnight to buy a cell-phone.
iGlasses stop people from seeing the ridiculousness queuing up overnight to buy a cell-phone.
Hey Andy, you're tied to that network that you hate, because you have-to-have your iPhone, you need to take off your iGlasses to see sense kiddo.
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