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idort
Noun. An intentional, humorous misspelling of idiot.
1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint comic from 4chan's /v/ which pokes fun of cultural jingoism in console wars. It reads:
Stickman 1, with Nintendo DS: HEY FAGGOT HOW ABOUT GETTING A REAL HANDHELD !!LOL!! LIKE A NINTENDO DS
Stickman 2, with Sony PSP: But I have both already
S1: (eyes turn red) LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
S2: (holds up DS in addition to PSP)
S1: (head explodes)
(NB. While the third line of this comic is frequently used to express disbelief of another's "dual loyalty," it is often misquoted as "LOL NO YOU DONT IDORT." Properly, there should be another "YOU" before "IDORT.")
2. Also sometimes used to refer to the red-eyed stickman character himself, rather paradoxically (since his friend is the one who is the "idort").
1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint comic from 4chan's /v/ which pokes fun of cultural jingoism in console wars. It reads:
Stickman 1, with Nintendo DS: HEY FAGGOT HOW ABOUT GETTING A REAL HANDHELD !!LOL!! LIKE A NINTENDO DS
Stickman 2, with Sony PSP: But I have both already
S1: (eyes turn red) LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
S2: (holds up DS in addition to PSP)
S1: (head explodes)
(NB. While the third line of this comic is frequently used to express disbelief of another's "dual loyalty," it is often misquoted as "LOL NO YOU DONT IDORT." Properly, there should be another "YOU" before "IDORT.")
2. Also sometimes used to refer to the red-eyed stickman character himself, rather paradoxically (since his friend is the one who is the "idort").
idort
A person claiming allegiance to both sides of an argument concerning video games, most commonly referencing ownership of multiple video game consoles. Essentially the opposite of a fanboy.
Typically appears as part of the phrase 'LOL NO U DONT IDORT", the speaker of which would perceivably be an enraged fanboy refusing to acknowledge the claims being made by said "idort". Though intended as an insult, the outburst instead reflects upon the juvenile nature and simple-mindedness of the speaker, placing the "idort" as a cool, calm and collected alternative to the oft-rampant jingoism and bias found within the gaming fandom.
Originated in an MS Paint comic widely circulated around 4chan's /v/ (video game) board, with the proto-idort claiming ownership of both the Nintendo DS and Sony PSP handheld gaming systems.
Typically appears as part of the phrase 'LOL NO U DONT IDORT", the speaker of which would perceivably be an enraged fanboy refusing to acknowledge the claims being made by said "idort". Though intended as an insult, the outburst instead reflects upon the juvenile nature and simple-mindedness of the speaker, placing the "idort" as a cool, calm and collected alternative to the oft-rampant jingoism and bias found within the gaming fandom.
Originated in an MS Paint comic widely circulated around 4chan's /v/ (video game) board, with the proto-idort claiming ownership of both the Nintendo DS and Sony PSP handheld gaming systems.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026