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Tom Iddon 

A guy how picks his own pubes out "just for fun" and dates people who video themselves shitting. He will also have a sister called Charlotte who gets rammed by all his mates cos shes mega fit
Jheez ur being such a tom iddon stop pulling ur pubes out
Tom Iddon by Rhys the rapist June 5, 2020
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iDontpaytaxes 

The newest product from the richest company on the planet that utilizes slave labor in third world countries to charge outrageous prices for out-dated products.
Dude, I'm so taking the lead from my corporate icon and not paying taxes cause iDontpaytaxes. Have you seen the tiny little screen on my phone?
iDontpaytaxes by appleSUX May 21, 2013

ImDontai 

ImDontai - is a streamer/gamer/you-tuber that currently owns one of the most, in fact the most top tier Ultimate legendary nut which is currently in his hairy nutsack. You do not wanna go down there 😳😤 only 2 made it out alive.
👑Danielle and Nutrag 👑 Inside his nutsack are some sperm cells labeled as FNG. Sorry Dontai if you see this I love you Tai and Danielle 🤗
Man i wished i did the impossible and peek through ImDontai’s nutsack
ImDontai by FNG member ?! October 6, 2020
An Apple fan so indoctrinated to believe the superiority of Apple-brand products that they refuse to see that Apple products are either outdated compared to non-Apple products, overpriced, or often both.
Computer expert: As a rule of thumb, you can buy twice the computer for your money if you build it yourself than if you buy, say, a Dell.
Computer layman: Wow, really?
Interjecting iDrone: Maybe you should try a Mac!
Computer expert: ...Compared to Macs, three times as much computer.
iDrone by Madcat221 October 20, 2013
the guy who is funny but still chill. ALways says sorry for no reason and he used to have a chicken butt phase. Very cool and laid back but will always defend his friends back. Hates gossiping and hates liars. Not afraid to do whatever he wants and likes video games. He has a mixed aesthetic and is always down to talk. He is not afraid to share his opinion and has a cute dog.
Girl 1: That guy Iddo seems so chill
Boy 1: yeah he's my best bud IDDO
iddo by key&lock September 25, 2020

Idontusuallydothisitis 

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.
Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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