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i'd tap that 

A term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person's sex appeal; often used sarcastically
Person 1: Did you see that chick?
Person 2: I'd tap that!
i'd tap that by Merovingian August 16, 2005

That's so nice, I'd tap that twice 

When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.
Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?

Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!

I'd Tap That 

Expression used to show interest or appeal in ones sexual appearance.
John: Hey Mike, check out this hot new pic of Katie off of Facebook!

Mike: I'd tap that!
I'd Tap That by leesoer May 21, 2009

I'd tap that 

A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.

It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.
"Woh, see that chick's ass man?"
"Yeah dude, I'd tap that!"
I'd tap that by HJxJJ June 4, 2012

I'd tap that 

“I’d tap that”

This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:

“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-

“You could tap and sell that.”

The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.

The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”

In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:

“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”

It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.
In observation of an attractive female:

"I'd tap that"
I'd tap that by seanriddolls June 5, 2016

i'd tap that 

When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.
Frank: Wow, look at that lovely river.
Anne: I'd tap that!
i'd tap that by dannybolabo February 26, 2008
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