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Ice Rape 

Ice rape occurs when one recieves a disproportionate serving of ice in an ordered beverage, thus decreasing the liquid content in the ordered beverage.

Ice rape is often a sneaky manuevar preformed by restaurants and fast food establishments to cut costs at the expense of the customer.

To prevent ice rape, one must often indicate a desire for, "half-ice," or, "just a little ice."
"The guy at Dunkin Donuts has ice raped me at least five times this week."

"Why does McDonalds consistently ice rape me?"

"I'm going to order half-ice this time so I don't get ice raped."

"This concert venue clearly has a policy of ice rape, as the bartender refused to give me half-ice in my gin and tonic."
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Ice cream rape 

Boinking a bucket of ice cream with a knife to extract the goodies so as to leave multiple penetration marks in the end.
I ice cream raped my rocky road for all the Marshmallows.
Ice cream rape by pigmy warrior February 24, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008