ITTMW 

I'm talking to my wall, meaning you don't want to talk to the person right now and rather talk to a wall instead.

Mod: We need your answer right now!
OP: ITTMW!

ITTMW by AwesomeSausageMan April 3, 2022

ittm 

I Talk Too Much

David: So this kid gets on an airplane but he realizes that he forgot his teddy bear back in the lobby area so he tells his mom that he can’t leave his sweet teddy bear so his mom alerts the stewardess who then tells the pilot in order to keep the plane from taking off, the stewardess then radios into the lobby area for the security guard to find the boy’s teddy bear, they then finally get the sweet teddy bear back to the little boy before the plane takes off, taking the little boy with the tiny teddy bear that he will be giving to his new adopted little sister....
Me: that’s a great story
David: sorry ITTM
Me: nope. Tell me more.

ittm by dazie914 November 29, 2019

ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL 

Stands for: "I thought that was amusing but it was not sufficient to actually make me laugh out loud". Way more accurate than "lol", because let's face it, how many times do you actually laugh out loud when you say that?

"I saw some old lady fall down the stairs today."

"ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL"

ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL by novakattak6 November 4, 2009

ITTFWU 

"I think they're fucking with us"

P! on Haruko's vespa... why?

ITTFWU...

ITTFWU by takkun January 1, 2005

ITTWB 

A shortened internet phrase that stands for "I'd tap that white boy." Used to describe an attractive white male.

"Josh Hartnett? ITTWB. For real."

ITTWB by Kayminister Abbey August 15, 2008

itmtwp

In the mood to watch porn.

Every time I get home from School I just become itmtwp

itmtwp by GenericE-Fag September 10, 2010

ittma 

What you say before you rip something out of someone's hand

(it) ma
Ittma sandwhich

ittma by Ittma February 1, 2021