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its free real estate 

its free real estate: A dank meme that shows a man in a joke infomercial. He waves you forward as he puts his hand to his mouth and whispers, “it’s free real estate.”
This will be a meme that lives forever.
Hey how you doing love mama let me whisper in ear tell you something that you might like to hear its free real estate.
its free real estate by GT King July 31, 2018

its free real estate 

A term that Brisker uses when he is playing basketball and gains total control under neath the hoop usually scoring easily on the defender in the paint.

if its a chain its free reign

Basically it means steal or "borrow" anything you want.
Zach: Hey man you know what they say.
Layla: If its a chain its free reign.
(Meaning that Zach and Layla were going to steal from the store)

because i can and its free 

A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.
Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!

MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!

Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)

roblox its free

well the trailers says ITS FREE but no
doge watches trailer :roblox its free

doge buys it doge: looks at catalog smashes computer
roblox its free by dogememesocool November 8, 2016

Its a free country 

A phrase often used by people who are saying that they can do whatever they want since (apparently) america is a free country.
Mom: Johnny! Stop masturbating on the couch!
Johnny: Its a free country!
Its a free country by Hninja March 2, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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