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Inanimate Object I'd Like To Fuck

An object i.e. Album, Movie, Video game, ect. you think is so awesome you would like to to have intercourse with it.
Person 1: Hey have you heard The Holly Springs Disaster album Motion Sickness Love
Person 2: Yeah it's such a IOILF
IOILF by Ava100 February 4, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
An acronym for Irish Guy I'd Like to Fuck. A sexually desirable male from Ireland (Eire or Northern) who one would want to have sexual "relations" with.
Man, Eugene O'Willey is a gagging IGILF.
IGILF by poja August 2, 2004
Related Words
IOILF iilf IGILF IMILF Inilfsheated
iilf

you know everyone is doing it
iilf by youtouchmytralala October 30, 2007
Baily or Ridgley are prime IILFs
IILF by Kate January 11, 2005
Indian I'd like to fuck.
Oh Squanto! You're such an iilf!
IILF (noun)

-definition: Indian I'd Like to Fuck

-definition proper:
A woman of Indian descent that I would rather enjoy having a physical relationship with for a few minutes or substantially longer (not to exceed 3 hours).

phonetic sp: "ILL-LL-PFHFF"

origination:of english origin (San Jose/Silicon Valley); 21st century - circa 2011;
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usage:

Danny! Danny!
Is that the IILF train I hear ?
Why, Yes it is!
Better hurry up!
You do not want to miss it!
IILF by 77worldwide January 25, 2011

Inilfsheated

The act of knowing where you are and when you are.
Man i am so inilfsheated right now, iam in jons house at 2 am.
Inilfsheated by Ry Diddy January 20, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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