IOILF

Inanimate Object I'd Like To Fuck

An object i.e. Album, Movie, Video game, ect. you think is so awesome you would like to to have intercourse with it.

Person 1: Hey have you heard The Holly Springs Disaster album Motion Sickness Love
Person 2: Yeah it's such a IOILF

by Ava100 February 4, 2010

IGILF

An acronym for Irish Guy I'd Like to Fuck. A sexually desirable male from Ireland (Eire or Northern) who one would want to have sexual "relations" with.

Man, Eugene O'Willey is a gagging IGILF.

by poja August 2, 2004

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by youtouchmytralala October 30, 2007

IILF

Indian I would like to fuck

Baily or Ridgley are prime IILFs

by Kate January 11, 2005

iilf

Indian I'd like to fuck.

Oh Squanto! You're such an iilf!

by BUNGHOLIO: Lord of the Harvest July 16, 2004

IILF

IILF (noun)

-definition: Indian I'd Like to Fuck

-definition proper:
A woman of Indian descent that I would rather enjoy having a physical relationship with for a few minutes or substantially longer (not to exceed 3 hours).

phonetic sp: "ILL-LL-PFHFF"

origination:of english origin (San Jose/Silicon Valley); 21st century - circa 2011;

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usage:

Danny! Danny!
Is that the IILF train I hear ?
Why, Yes it is!
Better hurry up!
You do not want to miss it!

by 77worldwide January 25, 2011

Inilfsheated

The act of knowing where you are and when you are.

Man i am so inilfsheated right now, iam in jons house at 2 am.

by Ry Diddy January 20, 2005