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A Beer Pong rule common in frat houses in the South-east region of the United States. If a player were to completely overshoot a shot without touching the table or cup, and the other team catches it in mid-air; the player must yell "Squanto" before violently throwing the ball across the table to that who overshot the ball. If the ball hits the player from the bottom of the neck to the top of the head, that player must remove a cup. The player that caught the ball to start with still gets a shot regardless as to if he misses the throw or nails the intended target.
Player 1- *Overshoots Ball*

Player 3- *Catches ball behind cups* Squanto!!! *Whips ball at player 1*

Player 1- *Ducks* Whoa there! You almost Squanto'd me there to win the game!
by SAE Squanto December 05, 2014
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Tisquantum (better known as Squanto) (c. 1580s โ€“ November 1622) was one of two Native American Indians (Samoset being the other) who assisted the Pilgrims after their first winter in the New World. He was a member of the Patuxet tribe, a subtribe of the Wampanoag Confederacy.
"You've invited a cop to the party? Way to go, Squanto.'
by Ubiquitousnewt August 14, 2009
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he is a very wise indian who lives in the back woods of dunbarton. at one time he lived in a indian village in squantam NH
now he is a lone wolf, trying to get back at the white man for what they did
he as the abilaty to apear and disapear
yo yo man, me and ian where sitting an assembly in school
and suddenly squanto just apeared next to us and said that we whree stupid white fools who shall pay
by trevor langley October 05, 2004
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when the dude gets in a handstand and the girls jumps on his dick.
mr. jonson gave sammie the squanto of her life
by secretlover99 January 06, 2008
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Taking a crap in the woods as in squat and go
I couldn't find a bathroom so I just had to squanto behind a tree.
by JoeDog Johnson June 06, 2010
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When a women squats and puts one fist in her vagina and one fist in her asshole and shakes her fists till she cums.
Last night I was watching my girl friend Squanto till she came all over the floor.
by JJarias March 08, 2010
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