Every shoe store has one. It’s where they keeps all sizes that usually can accompany Shaquille O’Neal (aka they don’t put them out because they’re too big)
Me: hey I can’t find my size 69 shoe in here
Employee: let me check in the back ;)
A phrase that turns something simple, into a sexual joke. Kind of like "that's what she said" but just better. It is the next best thing, and is one of the most flexible jokes.
Girl: Aww.... my fortune cookie says I'm gonna have bad luck!!!
Boy: In the back of a car!!!
In a fight.
Don't mess with me!!!!
IN THE BACK OF A CAR!!
guy 1: Let's get this started!
guy 2: that's what she said!
guy 3: In the back of a car!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.