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I just beat off to___.
IJBOT to the new Arcade Fire album!
IJBOT by Biff Di Beppo August 25, 2010
Words you can keep
When you have to tell the audience of a podcast that you need to set down your headset while you race off to hurl.

First used by podcast co-host Brian Ibbot on 01/06/14 during a recording of "The Morning Stream", the Podcast Awards Peoples Choice Award and Best Comedy Podcast awards winning podcast.
Excuse me I need to go ibbott.
ibbott by Trucking Geek January 11, 2014
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ibotenic acid

A chemical contained in toadstool mushrooms (NOT mushrooms containing Psilocybin).

When processed through the body, Ibotenic Acid is converted into Muscimol which makes you trip. This conversion can cause one to sweat, and create a feeling of nausea depending on how the mushroom is consumed. Consuming the wet mushroom WILL NOT work; it is generally made into a powder.
Ibotenic Acid is commonly contained in Amanita mushrooms. This includes but is not limited to the Amanita Muscaria (Super Mario Toadstool Mushroom), Amanita Crenulata, or Amanita Pantherina; (variation Multisquamosa, etc.)
"Last night I ate some of that wet mushroom containing the Ibotenic Acid and this morning I was shitting flames!"
ibotenic acid by TheFreshnessMaker October 31, 2009

inbotherable 

noun; not capable of being bothered.
It is literally impossible to bother me. I am inbotherable.
inbotherable by physics_dude November 27, 2018
The British way to say: idiot.
Give me some wotor you ijiot.
ijiot by popcorn80129 November 14, 2021
When someone says something extremely funny you can say IJBOL instead of LOL.
IJBOL by giveyabecky December 11, 2009
An acronym for "I've jerked off to this" or "I've jerked off to that". Can be used in texting, messaging or a way to be more discrete around others.
"Hey Chris, look at that guy, IJOTT".

"Check out this vid, IJOTT", you should too".

"Here is my favorite pic, ijott"
IJOTT by JO Bud August 1, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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