IJBOT

I just beat off to___.

IJBOT to the new Arcade Fire album!

by Biff Di Beppo August 25, 2010

ibbott

When you have to tell the audience of a podcast that you need to set down your headset while you race off to hurl.

First used by podcast co-host Brian Ibbot on 01/06/14 during a recording of "The Morning Stream", the Podcast Awards Peoples Choice Award and Best Comedy Podcast awards winning podcast.

Excuse me I need to go ibbott.

by Trucking Geek January 11, 2014

ibotenic acid

A chemical contained in toadstool mushrooms (NOT mushrooms containing Psilocybin).

When processed through the body, Ibotenic Acid is converted into Muscimol which makes you trip. This conversion can cause one to sweat, and create a feeling of nausea depending on how the mushroom is consumed. Consuming the wet mushroom WILL NOT work; it is generally made into a powder.
Ibotenic Acid is commonly contained in Amanita mushrooms. This includes but is not limited to the Amanita Muscaria (Super Mario Toadstool Mushroom), Amanita Crenulata, or Amanita Pantherina; (variation Multisquamosa, etc.)

"Last night I ate some of that wet mushroom containing the Ibotenic Acid and this morning I was shitting flames!"

by TheFreshnessMaker October 31, 2009

inbotherable

noun; not capable of being bothered.

It is literally impossible to bother me. I am inbotherable.

by physics_dude November 27, 2018

ijiot

The British way to say: idiot.

Give me some wotor you ijiot.

by popcorn80129 November 14, 2021

IJBOL

I just burst out laughing

When someone says something extremely funny you can say IJBOL instead of LOL.

by giveyabecky December 11, 2009

IJOTT

An acronym for "I've jerked off to this" or "I've jerked off to that". Can be used in texting, messaging or a way to be more discrete around others.

"Hey Chris, look at that guy, IJOTT".

"Check out this vid, IJOTT", you should too".

"Here is my favorite pic, ijott"

by JO Bud August 1, 2021