IITYWYBAD

If I Tell You Will You Buy A Drink? =)

*sign on wall of restaurant* IITYWYBAD?

customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?

IITYWYBAD by not you... why do you ask? May 22, 2009

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IITYWYBAD?

If I Tell You, Would You Buy A Drink?

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IITYWYBAD?

IITYWYBAD? by ians88 March 4, 2008

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IITYWYBAD? • IITYWYBMAD • IITYWYBMAB

IITYWYBMAD

An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.

Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?

IITYWYBMAD by leveller225 September 15, 2004

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IITYWYBMAB

An acronym for "If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?". Mainly from internet usage.

Lad 1: Hey man, can you tell me how to get to the bar?
Lad 2: - points to tshirt - IITYWYBMAB.

IITYWYBMAB by Peter Davidoff March 14, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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