IFOFD 

i fuck on first date

a philanderer may say IFOFD.

IFOFD by kenith kaniff August 7, 2004

iFOD 

Stands for "Itchy foot of death"

For anyone who has ever had an itchy foot, they know,
scratching it does not help.
Hence the name, Itchy foot of death.
Usually shortened for online use: iFOD

Guy 1: Dude I was watching a movie and I got the iFOD
Guy 2: That sucks man! I hate that, there is no relief

iFOD by NINJuhh November 1, 2009

IFFD 

Abbrev. for an "I feel fat day"

When you feel fat and fat and that your thighs are jiggly and you feel the fat settling in. You don't want anyone to see you this fat so you don't go out. Skinny people can experience this too.

Julia: Hey, wanna like go to the mall with me right now?! Jake is gonna be there!

Brittany: Ugh, not really. I don't feel like going out today. I'm having an IFFD! I feel the fat settling in to my ass and thighs and my cheeks are growing. Jake is sooo gonna think I'm fat if he sees me like this!

IFFD by notouchthatkid! September 16, 2009

ifyfd

I fucked your future daughter

"Hey, magitek, ifyfd."

ifyfd by loldoors June 11, 2008

ifodosnka 

Keyboard smash used in fanfiction. If you don't look for it you won't find it.

It has no meaning.

Why are you still here?

Annabel: HE CHEATED ON YOU??IFODOSNKA WHAT THE FUCK

ifodosnka by WanderingAbout October 15, 2021