Abbrev. for an "I feel fat day"

When you feel fat and fat and that your thighs are jiggly and you feel the fat settling in. You don't want anyone to see you this fat so you don't go out. Skinny people can experience this too.

Julia: Hey, wanna like go to the mall with me right now?! Jake is gonna be there!

Brittany: Ugh, not really. I don't feel like going out today. I'm having an IFFD! I feel the fat settling in to my ass and thighs and my cheeks are growing. Jake is sooo gonna think I'm fat if he sees me like this!

IFFD by notouchthatkid! September 16, 2009

Related Words

ifyfd • IFFD • IFOFD • ifyd • ifydkwb • IFYDLMSYDIGTKTYPO • ifydm • ilyfdz • ISYFDUIC • iyfd

iyfd

In your fucking dreams.

From an episode of OTH.

felix: so I was thinking about this whole friends with benefits thing. FWB. felix with brooke.

brooke: (leans in close) IYFD. in your... dreams.

iyfd by jftgj May 9, 2007

IFOFD

i fuck on first date

a philanderer may say IFOFD.

IFOFD by kenith kaniff August 7, 2004

ifyd

An acronym for ‘I fucked your dad’

Person 1: “hey Margaret, guess what ifyd last night”
Margaret: “you bitch”

ifyd by Tonyluver69 October 13, 2018

ilyfdz

ilyfdz <3

ilyfdz by Fa koff June 21, 2021

ifydm

if you don’t mind

i have to take this important phone call ifydm

ifydm by Jamyiah<3 December 29, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026