IDSTE 

I didn't see the eagle

IDSTE then I died

IDSTE by Fatassdady April 2, 2021

/v/ipster 

Sometimes referred to as vipster, neo /v/ipster, and /v/ hipster is a derogatory term used on the 4chan /v/ board to insult some of the boards users.

The term is meant to imply said user is a hipster about video games. Common views attributed about /v/ipsters include:
Hating/Liking a game because its popular/not popular.

Hating a game because its more gameplay focused.

Liking a game because its more story focused.

Hating/Liking a game because its Newer/Older.

Hating/Liking a franchise because its more popular/less popular than another franchise perceived as an enemy/competitor of said franchise.

"I was on /v/ the other day arguing with some /v/ipsters who thought Fallout 4 was the worst game of all time."

/v/ipster by Brendyrose February 8, 2018

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones 

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016

iStealFinals 

An amazing Minecraft Twitch streamer who is good at PvP and owns a guild on Hypixel called The Beloved.

Hey iStealFinals is streaming party games on Hypixel

Alright imma get on MC rq

iStealFinals by MsterPvP January 11, 2021

IDST 

Stands for "I don't see that." "IDST" can be said in reaction to an absurd, precarious, or ludicrous situation.

Lonnie: "Our lazy friend claims he's going to bike 100 miles!"
Herb: "IDST."

"Miss High Maintenance is dating a gamer. I don't see that working out."

IDST by sokonr September 24, 2012

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar 

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz

I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar by Eating_a_hoodie April 28, 2021