IBTMF 

I be the mother fuker

He said IBTMF

IBTMF by IBTMF September 19, 2021

ITMFA 

An acronym suggested by a reader of Dan Savage, the online advice columnist of 'Savage Love'. It stands for Impeach The Mother Fucker Already, and was coined as a slogan calling for the impeachment of President George Bush. It was inspired by a typically direct piece of advice delivered by Savage on a radio programme for a caller to DTMFA Dan Savage is also responsible for the popular adoption of the neologism santorum.

I'd love to see a line of bumper stickers and T-shirts bearing that sensible message: ITMFA. We need a shorthand for the obvious — think of the boost to productivity we'd get if we could cut half-hour conversations about Bush to five simple letters! (From the reader's letter to Savage.)

ITMFA by Michael Byrne February 15, 2006

IBTF 

IN BEFORE THE FAIL

Similar to IBTL (In Before The Lock), IBTF is a preamble to an encoming intellectual beat down that will shortly ensue after a genuinely stupid thread topic or post has been made.

Thread: "Tire Don Exits"

First reply: "IBTF"

IBTF by Betelegeuse March 31, 2008

IGTMF 

I Got This Mother Fucker

Are you sure you don't need any help disarming that Nuclear Warhead?" ... "Most definitely, IGTMF.

IGTMF by Chuck Norris's Other Fist September 7, 2010

istmfg 

Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.

John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG

istmfg by thevalleyboy April 6, 2019

IBTM 

In Before The Move. Used by forum postwhores who predict a thread will be moved to another section.

In the forum section, Off Topic, a thread is made about Desktop processors. A member posts in that thread, "IBTM"

Later, the thread is mergeclocharded to the Desktops and Other Technology section where it belongs.

IBTM by postwhore May 23, 2006

itmf 

"Impeach the MF" (see MF and pick an appropriate definition)

"Did you see Trump's latest tweet?"
"ITMF"

itmf by PurebredMutt January 6, 2019