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instatn boner to the face
Oh no, look at that gitl shes so hot she miht die from ibttf.
Ibttf by Jeffrey112233445566778899 October 26, 2007
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I think that's funny.

A response to something very funny, worth laughing at, but not quite rolling on the floor laughing ROTFL or laughing one's ass off LMAO

Can be used both online and in general conversation.
Brandon says: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Tara says: I don't know why?
Brandon says: Because he was caught with seaweed.

Tara says: Oh man hhahah ITTF!!
ITTF by Bailes Braun August 6, 2009
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Ibttf ITTF ittfnytab IBDTFBINRLFAS IBTF IBTMF IBTTW IKTTFR ITBTF ittfn
IN BEFORE THE FAIL

Similar to IBTL (In Before The Lock), IBTF is a preamble to an encoming intellectual beat down that will shortly ensue after a genuinely stupid thread topic or post has been made.
Thread: "Tire Don Exits"

First reply: "IBTF"
IBTF by Betelegeuse March 31, 2008
International Table Tennis Federation. It is the highest governing body of the sport of Table Tennis. It is led by representatives from England, Germany, and Hungary.
In 2000, the ITTF instituted several rules changes aimed at making table tennis more viable as a televised spectator sport.
ITTF by Amaranthian October 8, 2008
Boy: I'm tryna get right with you girl, stop playing with my feelings

Girl: Boy, bye😭. Ittfn
ittfn by Ilovemyniggadick March 22, 2017

IBDTFBINRLFAS 

I’d be down to fuck but I’m not really looking for anything serious
Sarah: Hey, do you wanna go out sometime, I really like you
Joe: IBDTFBINRLFAS
IBDTFBINRLFAS by Yak on Crack August 29, 2021
An obscure term on the webite AR15.com which is ill-defined.
What does IBTTW mean?

Your guess is as good as mine.
IBTTW by Mazeman September 7, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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