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I.A.G.N.I. 

Acronym, short for "I ain't got no internet!"

Term used to describe agitating people who call I.T. help desks a say that they, in some way, cannot access the internet. Also used to describe the frustration of the vagueness of the problem itself (Is your Ethernet cable plugged in? Is your WiFi router on? Are you sure you choose a WiFi network? etc.)
Customer: Hello, I am having a problem with my computer.

I.T. Guy 1: Okay, what is your problem.

Customer: My computer can't seem to connect to the internet.

I.T. Guy 1: (Away from phone) We have another I.A.G.N.I. problem.

I.T. Guy 2: Really, just choose a network already people.

I.T. Guy 1: Is the Ethernet cable plugged in?
Customer: Yes, it is.

I.T. Guy 1: Is the light next to it blinking?

Customer: No, should it.

I.T. Guy 2: (In the background) oh COME ON!

I.T. Guy 1: Please remove the cable and plug it back in, the light should start blinking afterwards.

Customer: Okay, its working now. Thank you.
I.T. Guy 1: Have a good day. (Hangs up.)
I.T. Guy 2: Idiot.

I.T. Guy 1: I know, right. Can't say I.A.G.N.I. without agony.
I.A.G.N.I. by floppy_hard_seabass November 15, 2018
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a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k 

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!
1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?
I need a girl. Term people use when in desparate need of a girlfried.
Dude I.N.A.G. like right now because i need a bj
I.N.A.G by Buttclit March 25, 2003

S A N T I A G O 

A character in pamtri which kills characters with his gun
S A N T I A G O kills D O R A the explorer when she reached the top of the mountain. (video-Dora in a nutshell)

I.A.N.G.A.F. 

Using profanity, saying you don’t care or that the situation doesn’t matter.
I Ain’t Never Give A Fuck
Person 1: Dang so you’re just gonna act like nothing happened?
Person 2: I ain’t never give a fuck (I.A.N.G.A.F./i.a.n.g.a.f.)
I.A.N.G.A.F. by Roxander May 28, 2025

S A N T I A G O 

after som1 is ded a magic man com to screen and sey S A N T I A G O
A: Hello pamtri
B: Hello S A N T I A G O
A: make a new video
B: no
A: N O W Y O U M U S T D I E
B: no
A: y
B: Because we are T I G H T ER than bark on a tree
A: oh ok
B: NoW yOu MuSt DiE
A: oh ok
B: S A N T I A G O
S A N T I A G O by oh hi boi May 21, 2017

d.c.n.a.i.a.g 

Dinosaur chicken nuggets are immortal and great.
"Want some dino chicken nuggets?" "YES d.c.n.a.i.a.g!!!!"
d.c.n.a.i.a.g by My name is Yall suck September 29, 2019
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