I-dump 

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

I-dump by bnscf May 12, 2010

I dump your ass

The sentence I dump your ass comes from Netflix’s original series « stranger things ». When someone says I dump your ass, they’re mad or post off because you did something bad or your just annoying. Most people now use the sentence to say to a guy or gal for attention or go making them feel bad and win them back yet for again, winning them back.

El: I dump your ass.
Mike: 😧

Max:😆

I dump your ass by Reall things bitches October 15, 2019

I dump your ass

Stranger things

Hay mike I dump your ass

I dump your ass by Lilly hopefu August 6, 2019

i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.

Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::

i took a dump on your moms chest by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth! 

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth! by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake 

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

iDump 

Defecating whilst using an apple based portable device such as an iPhone or iPad.

Back in half an hour guys, I'm gonna take an iDump.

iDump by ArdillaRoja August 16, 2010