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I need time to think 

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).
Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008