i lose 

It's a Weird little game.

The name of the game is I Lose. The object of the game is not to think about the game. Should you think of the game then you lose. When you lose the game you have thirty minutes to forget about the game. After that thirty minutes you're able to lose again. When you lose the game you have to say "I lose" out loud, so that anyone around you who plays the game will also lose. If your lucky there will be people around you who don't know about the game and will ask what it's all about. :) Now that you've read this you'll be playing the game for the rest of your life and random things will remind you of the game. Have fun ^^

You: "Hey dude!"
Friend: "Yea?"
You: "I LOSE!!"
Friend: "Asshole!"

i lose by Dustin Martin January 6, 2008

I lose 

A phrase that started at Santa Susana High School in Simi Valley, CA. It's used when one person is talking about something, and another person takes those words and twists them into something sexual. Instead of saying what they're thinking, they would simply say 'i lose'.

(After being tackled by a friend while playing Madden '05)

Friend: Dude, I was on top of you the whole time

Me: I lose

Friend: You're sick man

I lose by hookups April 9, 2008

I WIN YOU LOSE 

A TERM THAT YOU'LL USE IF YOU OUT SMART OR CHEAT SOMEONE.

YOU SO DUMB YOU DON'T 2 + 2 SO, I WIN YOU LOSE

I WIN YOU LOSE by TAYLORGANG TAE May 19, 2011

heads i win, tails you lose 

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

heads i win, tails you lose by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind 

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

I'm about to lose my marbles 

Being in the the state of confusion and absolutely going bonkers. The person who says this phrase usually states it in a tone where they are rather stern and will get ready to square up on the spot (known from experience).

Shannon- Sweetie, are you alright? You're strangling the dog again!

Bertha- I'm about to lose my marbles!

I'm about to lose my marbles by Anti-Vaxx Parent May 10, 2019

I didn't want to lose my faith

Is that what it is?

Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
😡🤜😣
Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭

I didn't want to lose my faith by Hym Iam April 25, 2024