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I guess Ill just kill myself 

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.
Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself 

Something somebody says when they embarrass themselves
Brad- Stacy, df o you want to go to prom with me?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself 

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No
You will not

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself 

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026