I beat my meat

to masturbate

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.

by Dab a Ranch May 04, 2017

i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

by J4ckStyp3 June 15, 2018

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 07, 2018

Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018

i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024