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I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school
Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.
I like your kneecaps by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

i like your kneecaps

I like your kneecaps (but in italics) (:

it gives you the ability to not go 10 feet near a school or a park
Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.

Mary: get tf away from me you redo
i like your kneecaps by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

i.love.eating.kneecaps69 

Falls under the category for people with Mentally illness and pxss k1nks, these people tend to be isolate and lonely, and enjoy the American comedy show "south Park", they tend to have a liking for furry vore and breast
look it's i.love.eating.kneecaps69 let's go beat the shxt out of them until they give us a drawing of furry vore!

i.love.eating.kneecaps69 

Used against people with mental illness this word has a lot of meaning either it be positive or negative people under this term seem to have a high liking for humor and have obsessions with furry vore, being mostly used against furrys , if you do ever see someone under this term run it's not safe
Oh no it's @i.love.eating.kneecaps69!! Runnnn

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees
Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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