I Just Got Scammed 

A super shit song that people like

Intro
Auger Rod
Seems pretty nice
Ice collection 10?
Oh hell no!
I know what to do

Verse 1
Off to the hub
I need a rod
But I can't build it up
Levels are stuck
And I don't have the guts
To spend more time
With the ice collection
Spoke with this guy
He seems so nice
He said he likes to craft
He never lies
He will never scam
He'll never mess with his
Reputation
But then
When I gave him all the items
With a straight face
Looked at me
On his island
Oh god no!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

Verse 2
I need some help
This isn't fair
Admins don't care
I got post everywhere
I wish Simon was here
He'll get my gear
It's not sweat that you see
That's a face full of tears
Now let's be frank
Don't understand
It would all be resolved
If I had youtube rank
Man this isn't a joke
I'm not trying to laugh
They get treated like gods
By the Hypixel staff
Even if I had
All the proof I need
In 4k
Noone cares
Noone looks at me
I am so upset!

Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned

I Just Got Scammed by FluencyXYZ May 17, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012