i joke 

instead of saying 'only joking', you say 'i joke'

'you so dumb, i joke!'

i joke by Pollage February 28, 2008

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

It was a joke i swear to god by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

G.I Jane Joke 

When someone gets offended from an innocent joke

Why are you mad? It was a G.I Jane joke!

G.I Jane Joke by Jada Pinkett April 22, 2022

Only I get that joke 

The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.

"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."

Only I get that joke by DirtyCa$h13 May 9, 2014

i said a joke not a poem 

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.

'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM

i said a joke not a poem by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

I said a joke not a poem 

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

I said a joke not a poem by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018