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It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

G.I Jane Joke 

When someone gets offended from an innocent joke
Why are you mad? It was a G.I Jane joke!
G.I Jane Joke by Jada Pinkett April 22, 2022

Only I get that joke 

The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.
"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."

i said a joke not a poem 

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.
'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM

I said a joke not a poem 

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.
Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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