i have no idea 

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.

What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.

i have no idea by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014

I have no idea 

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I have no idea by Piss baby loloololololol May 21, 2021

i have no idea whats going on right now 

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

i have no idea whats going on right now by patty108 March 21, 2005

i have no idea whats going on right now 

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

i have no idea whats going on right now by god October 13, 2003

I have no idea what you're talking about 

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

I have no idea what you're talking about by YouAndMeInJapan June 30, 2011

I have no idea --- I just work here 

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

I have no idea --- I just work here by QuacksO September 12, 2019

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is 

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021