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I have to go color 

1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.
Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."
I have to go color by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

I have to go now. My planet needs me. 

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.
- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

I have to go do something 

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.
First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.
I have to go do something by Qoak October 16, 2020

i have to go to work tommorow 

I have to go get milk from the store 

The act of needing to go get milk from the store.
I have to go get milk from the store.

excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa 

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.
Excuse me, but I have to go to the pissa.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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