I Don't Shit 

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

I Don't Shit by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

I don't shit a fuck 

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't shit a fuck by Ceastra September 19, 2014

I don't give a shit 

We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.

Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car

worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.

I don't give a shit by Greek knight November 6, 2013

I don't give a shit 

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!

"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

I don't give a shit by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018

I don't give a shit 

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.

Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.

I don't give a shit by Lime Lynx April 4, 2007

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! 

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007

I don't do that shit 

Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.

Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.

I don't do that shit by CurlyWire October 9, 2006