I Don't Shit
I Don't Shit by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025
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I don't shit a fuck
From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.
A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't shit a fuck by Ceastra September 19, 2014
I don't give a shit
I don't give a shit by Greek knight November 6, 2013
I don't give a shit
When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!
I don't give a shit by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018
I don't give a shit
I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.
Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.
Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit by Lime Lynx April 4, 2007
I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!
I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007
I don't do that shit
I don't do that shit by CurlyWire October 9, 2006
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