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I’m Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I’m Too Sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk

Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy

Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
I’m Too Sexy by Death Menace June 21, 2023
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I'm too sexy 

a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"
1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!

2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".

3. And I'm too sexy for this song.

I'm too sexy 

Early 90's song by right said Fred. Very funny to dance to, even if you aren't female or gay.
I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

im too sexy 

word applying to people like right said fred and other sexy starlets such as john and red
oh my god red im too sexy!!!
no john im too sexy.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026