Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.
James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.
Referring to a person who appears to be a hipster according to their aesthetics and mannerisms, but is ironically culturally unaware to their surroundings.
"How was your Tinder date last night?"
"It started off well. From the look of his profile he came across as culturally sophisticated and fashionable, but it turns out he was just a hypstocrite. His clothes were hand-me-downs from his fashion designer brother and his vinyl collection was non-existent. He even told me he thought instant film was out of date when I wanted to grab an Instax selfie."
"What a shame! Let me buy you a glass of bio-dynamic wine and we can put this behind us."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.