Hypstonite
Anything that deters a Hipster, Such as anything that is popular or mainstream. A Hipster's Kryptonite.
Hypstonite by MaxX November 19, 2012
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hyptonite
Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.
James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.
hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008
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hypstocrite
Referring to a person who appears to be a hipster according to their aesthetics and mannerisms, but is ironically culturally unaware to their surroundings.
"How was your Tinder date last night?"
"It started off well. From the look of his profile he came across as culturally sophisticated and fashionable, but it turns out he was just a hypstocrite. His clothes were hand-me-downs from his fashion designer brother and his vinyl collection was non-existent. He even told me he thought instant film was out of date when I wanted to grab an Instax selfie."
"What a shame! Let me buy you a glass of bio-dynamic wine and we can put this behind us."
"It started off well. From the look of his profile he came across as culturally sophisticated and fashionable, but it turns out he was just a hypstocrite. His clothes were hand-me-downs from his fashion designer brother and his vinyl collection was non-existent. He even told me he thought instant film was out of date when I wanted to grab an Instax selfie."
"What a shame! Let me buy you a glass of bio-dynamic wine and we can put this behind us."
hypstocrite by eyeloveyoumore July 5, 2015
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