Hypothetically speaking 

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

Hypothetically speaking by Migaspin March 2, 2021

Hypothetically Speaking

When someone is trying to shoot their shot but there chopped

Joel: Hypothetically Speaking , if I asked you on a date, what would you say?

Hypothetically Speaking by cheekymonky February 19, 2026

Typothetically Speaking 

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

Typothetically Speaking by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation 

To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about

I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation 

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019