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Hypnotitty 

Verb:

To breastfeed someone to sleep.
“The baby is so fussy… can you hypnotitty him?”

hypnotits 

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.
Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.
hypnotits by Zomar October 2, 2007

hypnotitties 

Noun: Tits of such caliber that they have the power to alter the conscious state of their victim.

Verb: To exert mind control over any suspecting lad or lady by using spectacular tits.
Brah: Do you see that girl at the bar bro?
Bro: BRAH! Where is your shirt??
Brah: Thats what I'm trying to tell you bro! I don't know what happened. The last thing I remember was staring at her amazing tits!

Bro: Brah you gotta be careful! Those were hypnotitties!
Brah: Oh shit bro!
Bro: Yea brah you got hypnotittied. Put your fucking shirt back on.
hypnotitties by CastlBlack September 30, 2017

HypnotistSappho

1. A degenerate animal abuser

2. A pedophilic groomer

Known zoophile on twitter, Sappho is truly one of the worst zoophiles on that website. Casually "justifying" raping dogs, while having a history of sexually talking to underage teens.
Person 1 : Hey, someone called HypnotistSappho just followed me on twitter.

Person 2 : oh, block them. They diddle dogs.
HypnotistSappho by Ploonie November 21, 2021

Hypnotits 

When you are having sex with a girl on her back and her sloppy floppy tits begin to rotate in opposite motions of each other causing you to be hypnotized.
I was beating it up good and Heather's Hypnotits put me in a titty trance.
Hypnotits by Chicky1080 June 30, 2009

hypnotist 

A dance that was born from a mishap in a hypnotism session.
1)The dancer sits in a chair and places his right leg on a coffee table, then beats his head vigorously on a picture frame while venting his personal thoughts about life and singing a national anthem of his or her choice.
2)The slang name for tricking a young trick or treater into invading the man with 15 attack dog's house to find a "twix the size of godzilla" that resides in his basement.
1) I'm taking a hypnotist class at the dance academy. I brought my own picture frame and have been reviewing the French national anthem all week!

2)Have you seen billy? since i pulled that hypnotist last week i haven't seen him.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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