A hyperbolic superlative. Often used to express an otherwise unquantifiable difference between two or more subjects or concepts. "This coffee is epic, its so strong it could melt a tank."
Movie trailers should stop using so many hyperlatives, nothing is the greatest anything of all time.
When you smoke DMT one too many times and the entities decide to humble you. It's the DMT equivalent of a bad trip. Some people say they have PTSD from it.
Man, I smokedtoo much deems last night and the machine elves hyperslapped me.
Take a successful and profitable business then quickly flush it down the shitter and make the staff hate you by making a series of bad management decisions and false promises.
After Jon took over the business everything went to shit. He knew he'd completely hyperlaunched it after everyone started leaving.
As its name suggests, it is about shit. It is a long ass shit that is usually 4-10 inches wide. Of course this is not necessarily possible in the real world, it is usually drawn.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.