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Haemorrhoid Buster
“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
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Hoemophobe
"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.
Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015
habidasheries and hemoglobin
A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens
What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!
habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019
Hemorrhoid
1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011
little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs
Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005
Hemosoo
The name of an absolute unit. Very smart, amusing, and charming. If you have a friend named Hemosoo, keep him away from your girlfriend.