hyacinthus

My goofy 7th grade friend who decided to change his name. (Google "Gay greek gods" and you'll find it.) Often used to mock the name and character of the person (he's an asshole). Often to imply if a transgender/pref. name is ridiculous or offensive.

Hey there, (Name), sorry I mean- HYACINTHUS!

It's giving Hya.

You're such a Hyacinth.

hyacinthus by shrek (real) December 13, 2022

hyacinthus

Greek hero and boyfriend of Apollo until he was killed by a flying discus that was blown by the west wind, controlled by the god Zephros, into his head just above his head. Hyacinth flowers were named after him by Apollo due to the grief and guilt Apollo felt over hyacinthus' death. Read trials of Apollo for more information.

Hyacinthus was killed because stupid old Apollo dared Zephros to interfere with their relationship.

hyacinthus by The real deal 7125 February 10, 2017

Purple Hyacinth 

The best mystery story in existence. You dont read Purple Hyacinth?? What are you doing with your life?

read Purple Hyacinth or I'll read your death certificate.

Purple Hyacinth by I simp for athena October 21, 2020

Hyacinth Buckét 

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".

The old lady was a bit of a Hyacinth Buckét.

Hyacinth Buckét by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Dirty Hyacinth 

The hottest fucking woman on the planet. Short, curvy and the face like it was chiseled by Angels. She can be a bitch at times but not if you keep her happy by throwing cholovate and expensive shoes in her direction. Fuck her tenderly no matter what she says. She’s fragile. Don’t water her though. She’ll straight up murder you.

Give her a dirty hyacinth its mad sexy.

Dirty Hyacinth by AssLikker March 28, 2019

hyacinth 

sweet ass flower yo!!

YO! that hyacinth looks dope in your front yard dog!!

hyacinth by Theresa Pepper March 2, 2005

water hyacinth 

Water hyacinth also known as Eichhornia crassipes is really fucking up the US we need to get rid of this. A little about Water hyacinth, it is a free-floating perennial aquatic plant (or hydrophyte) native to tropical and sub-tropical South America. With broad, thick, glossy, ovate leaves, water hyacinth may rise above the surface of the water as much as 1 meter in height.

Xavier: yo water hyacinth is really messing up the bay
Kelly: Yeah :(

water hyacinth by Xman_Slayer November 15, 2019