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Hutchin' 

Yelling at your computer for not running your software the way you think it should be running.
Old Dude: "God damned piece of shit! I clicked on that son of a fuck! You don't fuck with other people's code!"
Young Dude: "Looks like Jerry's Hutchin' on Drupal again."
Hutchin' by cradrock August 25, 2021

hutchin' 

to overlook. look at in a weird and/or obscene way. to creep and/or be creeping. Most of the time takes place in pictures from nights before.
"Look at him! He's hutchin' hard!"
"Look at Johnny hutchin'"
"She was totally hutchin' on me"
hutchin' by chet allen smith November 5, 2009

brooke hutchin 

The girl has a very tight pussy that has been through so many orgasms from boys she has went out with. Sexy bitch
Brooke Hutchin in so beautiful

And wet
Sexy
Will you fuck her hard know!!

Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water
We are Hatching this shawty
Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021

Hatchin' Eggs 

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching