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Hutchin' 

Yelling at your computer for not running your software the way you think it should be running.
Old Dude: "God damned piece of shit! I clicked on that son of a fuck! You don't fuck with other people's code!"
Young Dude: "Looks like Jerry's Hutchin' on Drupal again."
Hutchin' by cradrock August 25, 2021

hutchin' 

to overlook. look at in a weird and/or obscene way. to creep and/or be creeping. Most of the time takes place in pictures from nights before.
"Look at him! He's hutchin' hard!"
"Look at Johnny hutchin'"
"She was totally hutchin' on me"
hutchin' by chet allen smith November 5, 2009

brooke hutchin 

The girl has a very tight pussy that has been through so many orgasms from boys she has went out with. Sexy bitch
Brooke Hutchin in so beautiful

And wet
Sexy
Will you fuck her hard know!!

Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water
We are Hatching this shawty
Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021

Hatchin' Eggs 

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."
Hatchin' Eggs by Dalmatian Mice July 20, 2016

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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