Hurtd 

When sum really fucking hurts like a bitch.

Oh shit dawg dat shit hurtd.

Hurtd by Smexy allie June 16, 2020

Hurtd 

The word Jasper used when they injured their arm after they rammed into a wall

Jasper:Yeah I’m ok but my arm hurtd

Hurtd by PrismSaysHI June 16, 2018

got your feelers hurt 

Getting feelings hurt, a cute way of saying it.

Aww, I'm sorry that asshole was so mean to you! You got your feelers hurt!

got your feelers hurt by Starchylde May 25, 2016

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

My left ear hurts 

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

My left ear hurts by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021

Hurtful

Hurtful is an adjective and means causing distress or injury to someone’s feelings; causing pain or suffering, especially of a psychological nature; it can also mean harmful to living things.

“She’s such a nasty cow, she only opens her gob to make a hurtful remark!”

Hurtful by AKACroatalin December 17, 2015

Kor-Hurt 

When you see a shitpost in Korea that is just for laughs, but you HAVE to turn it into an academic discussion and talk about how smart you are.

"I made a meme about how uninspired Korean fashion is and Michael got all Kor-Hurt about it."

Kor-Hurt by lokimonoxide January 17, 2021