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When you get fondled and felt up by your uncle at a family holiday gathering. Very common after a few beers and pie is served at Thanksgiving. But any holiday works for Uncle Knuckles
Hey girl. What's with the creeped out look? Not having a good holiday?

Oh I'm ok. I just got Huncled under the table a little earlier this year than I expected.
Huncled by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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hunched run 

While in a drunken state, staring at the ground while running. Complete turnoff and dead give away to being drunk.
Tits: Why the hell's he running like that.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.
hunched run by G-Stanky October 18, 2011
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When you order food with a group and one person doesnt pay you.

Example: we ordered from chipotle and i got hundled by kathy because she forgot her credit card and cash and doesnt know how to use venmo, of course.
We ordered from chipotle and i got hundled by Kathy because she forgot her credit card and cash and doesnt know how to use venmo, of course.
hundled by Donna Cheng5 April 10, 2019
A good looking uncle. hunk + uncle = huncle
"That guy with the kid you were talking to is such a hot dad."

"That's not his kid, he's the uncle."

"Really? What a huncle! Is he single?"

(Like Uncle Jesse on the old TV show "Full House".)
huncle by pseudonymnymnymnymnym September 25, 2010

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.
when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.
hunched goblin by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009
true, or 100% agreement with topic of conversation
Dennis: yoo, you fucked that bitch?
Jurij: Hunsled.
hunsled by Easton Ave November 17, 2010
Hunched- slept with/had sex with
Wow did you hear that Janet hunched with 3 guys this weed
Hunched by Giraffe 987 January 15, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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