Hatchmeister

a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

*may cut knuckles with razor blades.

kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"

Hatchmeister by bigdick4real August 14, 2010

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Hatchmeister

The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.

me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister

Hatchmeister by mike huntttt July 13, 2010

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Hatchmeister • honchmeister • Hunchmeister

honchmeister

Prick.

That Honchmeister from Metanix is a prick.

honchmeister by PooPoo24 May 26, 2017

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Hunchmeister

A person that partakes in sexual intercourse more often than others.

“Bro, they have ‘bout 10 kids together, they’re some hunchmeisters”

Hunchmeister by Lilpapabean500 December 10, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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