Hatchmeister

a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

*may cut knuckles with razor blades.

kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"

Hatchmeister by bigdick4real August 14, 2010

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Hatchmeister

The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.

me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister

Hatchmeister by mike huntttt July 13, 2010

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Hatchmeister • honchmeister • Hunchmeister

honchmeister

Prick.

That Honchmeister from Metanix is a prick.

honchmeister by PooPoo24 May 26, 2017

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Hunchmeister

A person that partakes in sexual intercourse more often than others.

“Bro, they have ‘bout 10 kids together, they’re some hunchmeisters”

Hunchmeister by Lilpapabean500 December 10, 2024

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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