Hatchmeister

a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

*may cut knuckles with razor blades.

kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"

Hatchmeister by bigdick4real August 14, 2010

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Hatchmeister

The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.

me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister

Hatchmeister by mike huntttt July 13, 2010

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Hatchmeister • honchmeister • Hunchmeister

honchmeister

Prick.

That Honchmeister from Metanix is a prick.

honchmeister by PooPoo24 May 26, 2017

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Hunchmeister

A person that partakes in sexual intercourse more often than others.

“Bro, they have ‘bout 10 kids together, they’re some hunchmeisters”

Hunchmeister by Lilpapabean500 December 10, 2024

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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