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humper dumper

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it
man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.
humper dumper by JG9 March 11, 2009

humper dumper

A slightly derogatory nickname for a dog that is humping a pillow, blanket, etc.
“Mom!! The dogs humping the blanket again“
“ Oh, that little humper dumper! “
humper dumper by trickstaa June 17, 2022

Dumper Humper 

A homosexual male who enjoys participating in anal intercourse.
My friend Matt loves fucking men. He's a total dumper humper.
Dumper Humper by Well Dunn November 9, 2004

Dumper Humper 

A man who enjoys humping there lover as they are shitting. Can also mean the sucking of a garbage collectors penis at 12:03 am on a Tuesday.
God damn I wanna be a dumper humper rn
Dumper Humper by GoProglorp May 9, 2023

humper in the dumper 

man she's got a good ass, i'd humper in the dumper
humper in the dumper by whitenite29 November 9, 2009

Humped and Dumped 

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.
When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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