Huming

The act of fucking around in a gay manner.

Nikolas: Ill stroke your shit if you stroke mine

Nathan: Alright, Bet!

Mason: Stop Huming Around!

by Storsc May 9, 2024

Humongous big

An adjective to describe huge shit in the universe and other stuff. First used by Ilya Bryzgalov. Also can be used as humoungously big.

Oh you know, the universe is so humongous big, it just makes our problems so small.

by Bryzmas96 December 28, 2011

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018

Humming John

A senile man who hums random nonsense sounds for no apparent reason.

1) Is that guy drunk? No he is just a Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.

by Suburban Policy October 16, 2012

Hueming

The expelling of air due to the intake of food that is unbearably hot in temperature and therefore, simply cannot be swallowed. In an attempt to rid this burning sensation the person may wave his arms or flail in various ways. Shortly after the pain dispels, he wants desperately to eat the food, but it is still just too hot to enjoy. Foolishly however he attempts to consume only to once again, find himself hueming…

Jen bit into the pizza only to have it burn the inside of her mouth, “I’m hueming, I’m hueming!” The pain ceased, but the pizza just looked so delicious, sitting right in front of her, tempting as it was she attempted to eat it again but huemed instead.

by O Biggie December 27, 2010

Pillar Humping

In World of Warcraft, in arena matches, to use pillars or other terrain to obstruct line of sight, thus restricting ranged attacks. This often results in long games or a defensive stalemate.

I hate fighting 2 v 2 against a pillar humping druid. Those games can last an hour.

by na-Mhoram October 16, 2008

Humming

When you don't know the lyrics of a song and you try to reproduce how it sounds more or less

Joe: Hey! Have you heard about this new song? It sounds like this: nana na na naaa....
Mary: Oh man! You're humming it so badly that I've no idea what was that.

by Eleniuss August 31, 2016