Human Tripod

Definitely NOT Gus.

Gus is so small, he is the complete opposite of a human tripod.

by I OWN GUS March 21, 2004

human tripod

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.

Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!

by udo August 10, 2003

human tripod

Pole vaulter-donkey man.

Rob, and he's got technique!

by Gissell "the french b-" July 14, 2004