human tampon 

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.

After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.

human tampon by S. S. D. December 12, 2007

human tampon 

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.

"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"

human tampon by A.S Davis May 18, 2009

Human Tampon 

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

Human Tampon by Dedda October 20, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008