Human Luggage 

When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.

I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.

Human Luggage by Cristina8806 March 2, 2011

human luggage 

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

human luggage by DarkMist March 2, 2011