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hair hatted houligans 

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.
1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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hair hatted houligans by redbonegal September 15, 2013
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Iain and the Hooligans 

A term for a group of sweaty guys who frequently visit each other and hangout, They may or may not be gay.
Guy 1 "you see them? I'm sure there a bunch of Iain and the Hooligans."

Guy 2 "the fuck does that mean"

halligan 

A multi purpose firefighting tool, used for forcing entry into buildings. Similar to a pry bar or crow bar but with a pike end, a forked end and an adz (flat) end.
Grab the halligan and force that door.
halligan by Westley E November 7, 2007

Holligan 

Holligans are individuals who spend much of their time contributing to football (soccer) blogs. However, these normally mild mannered and 'professional' persons occasionally deviate from their traditional stomping grounds to group, en-masse, and terrorise other online comment forums. The traditional act of holliganism is to take a serious debate/conversation and degrade it so much that it becomes nothing more than a series of football related puns and in doing so, ensure that the most swaffled posts (holligan slang for recommend) are the most ridiculous.
Musicblogger1
17/02/09 12:04
People say that file sharing is the death knell of the music induistry, but they said the same about cassettes and CDs. It's simply musical evolution.

Blogzonmuzik666
17/02/09 12:06
As an ex member of a minor indie band I can comprehensively state that, though the internet has created a new market for bands to opperate and circulate their music, filesharing is robbing them of the vital funds that they require to flourish!!!

HolliganZuma
17/02/09 12:09
The Way Chamakh Me Feel

HolliganMCMP
17/02/09 12:13
Chmakh Me Feel Like Dancing
Holligan by wooablackbetty February 22, 2010

houligans 

Ruffians or mischevious people
He a houligan yo, Why you houliganing yo, why those houligans lauchin yan?, who is yan? is he a houligan?
houligans by Timothy Johnson November 30, 2005

Hulligan 

Taking photos and passing them through a graphics editing program, applying filters, and calling the resulting photo "art".

Normally involves trying to sell the resulting "art".

Named for an ongoing reference on photo editing message boards that allegedly began in a thread on Fark.com relating to the Shepard Fairey "Hope" poster created for the 2008 Obama for President campaign.
The artist was arrested for pulling a Hulligan.
Hulligan by Adam Pedman April 20, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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