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Hufflepuffed 

When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.
Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<
Hufflepuffed by nomanito January 18, 2017

hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. HufflePuff aren't as brave as Griffyndor, aren't as cunning as Slytherin, and they are not as smart as Ravenclaw. Though, HufflePuff have the biggest hearts, they'll stand by you and look after you when you're down. People say that HufflePuff's are wimps, but they're not..they are just chilled out. They are always happy, and they get over a situation and start a new. -Word of advice, be mean to a HufflePuff, and you'll regret it forever! They're as sweet as fudge.:')
Girl- I lost my purse:(
Slytherin- HAHA! Should of been more careful!
------------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
Griffyndor- I am busy at the moment. Talk to me later!
--------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
Ravenclaw- I'M READING! Shush.>:l
--------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
HufflePuff- Well, I have an exam tomorrow but I have studied enough, I guess! I'll help you look:') What are friends for?!
Girl- HEY THANKS!:D
hufflepuff by full0fspirits June 25, 2012

Hufflepuff

Although a well known house of Hogwarts, an individual Hufflepuff is a mysterious creature. Nobody is quite sure what it is, exactly, but they are often said be great finders.
1. "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

Hufflepuff Common Room 

A word synonymous with the well known and ever feared friend zone. Hufflepuffs are known to be friendly and the only prominent girl Hufflepuff mentioned in Harry Potter is Hannah Abbott and the rest seems to be guys.
Guy 1: So how'd it go?
Guy 2: She said she just wanted to be friends...
Guy 1: Ah tough break. Have fun in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
Guy 2: Hey, Ernie MacMillan is great guy and I love all the plants.
Guy 1: Keep telling yourself that.

Hufflepuff

The most badass house of Hogwarts. Mascot is the badger (remember, honey badger don't give a shiz... it just takes what it wants). Loyal, hardworking and straightforward- and damned good finders. Not as arrogant as the Gryffindors, as shifty as the Slytherins, or as nerdy as the Ravenclaws.
Hey, why'd you take my lunch?

Because I'm a Hufflepuff... and I take what I want.
Hufflepuff by LadyHelga October 4, 2011

Ultimate Hufflepuff 

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, so Google must be the Ultimate Hufflepuff.
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