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Hufflepuffer 

A person who is in the house of Hufflepuff, from the school of Hogwarts in Harry Potter. A Hufflepuffer is usually kind, loyal, outgoing, and popular. If you have a Hufflepuffer as a friend, you should feel lucky. They will stick with you for life. If you’re a Hufflepuffer yourself, be proud! Hufflepuffers are the kindest of all the Hogwarts houses.
Person 1: Man, that girl over there is so sweet!
Person 2: Yup, she’s a Hufflepuffer!
Hufflepuffer by kk_grace November 27, 2018
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Hufflepuffer 

Members of the Hufflepuff house in Hogwarts that smoke weed, cigarettes and other substances
Wow! Pomona Sprout is a total Hufflepuffer! I saw her smoking tons of weed
Hufflepuffer by Piggie_ August 23, 2017

Hufflepuffer 

Someone who smokes marijuana. The word is derived J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, where Hufflepuff is one of the four Hogwarts houses, known for producing students who are exceptional in the art of herbology. We all know what that means. *wink wink* It is also an excellent name for a bong.
Draco is such a hufflepuffer!
Hufflepuffer by Savih May 23, 2003

Hufflepuffer 

one who performs the act of oral sex after having their armpit used for sexual gratification (huffle)
Being of strong moral and refusing to be pressured into pre-marital intercourse, her only saving grace was that she was a hufflepuffer.
Hufflepuffer by Terry Prine May 29, 2005

Hufflepuffed 

When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.
Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<
Hufflepuffed by nomanito January 18, 2017

hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. HufflePuff aren't as brave as Griffyndor, aren't as cunning as Slytherin, and they are not as smart as Ravenclaw. Though, HufflePuff have the biggest hearts, they'll stand by you and look after you when you're down. People say that HufflePuff's are wimps, but they're not..they are just chilled out. They are always happy, and they get over a situation and start a new. -Word of advice, be mean to a HufflePuff, and you'll regret it forever! They're as sweet as fudge.:')
Girl- I lost my purse:(
Slytherin- HAHA! Should of been more careful!
------------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
Griffyndor- I am busy at the moment. Talk to me later!
--------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
Ravenclaw- I'M READING! Shush.>:l
--------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
HufflePuff- Well, I have an exam tomorrow but I have studied enough, I guess! I'll help you look:') What are friends for?!
Girl- HEY THANKS!:D
hufflepuff by full0fspirits June 25, 2012

Hufflepuff

Although a well known house of Hogwarts, an individual Hufflepuff is a mysterious creature. Nobody is quite sure what it is, exactly, but they are often said be great finders.
1. "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
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