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how to die

please dont die i care about you if you need help im here, you can talk to me.
no one wants u to die
no one wants u to go to hell
no one wants u to.. do anything like that.
im here
okay?
if you need support, i can show my discord acc.
(the name and description is a troll) (ON DISCORD)(NOT HERE)
♡DreamSexualAndDreamStan♡#8044
just copy it,
and heres some suicide hotlines if you need them

Argentina: +5402234930430

Australia: 131114

Austria: 017133374

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 3911270

Brazil: 212339191

Canada: 5147234000 (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)

China: 85223820000

Croatia: 014833888

Denmark: +4570201201

Egypt: 7621602

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 0145394000

Germany: 08001810771

Holland: 09000767

India: 8888817666

Ireland: +4408457909090

Italy: 800860022

Japan: +810352869090

Mexico: 5255102550

New Zealand: 045861048

Norway: +4781533300

Philippines: 028969191

Poland: 5270000

Russia: 0078202577577

Spain: 914590050

South Africa: 0514445691

Sweden: 46317112400

Switzerland: 143

United Kingdom: 08457909090

USA: 18002738255
*sigh* "its time." *searches up how to die on urban dictionary*
*another bro comes in* "DONT DO THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU, BITCH" "LETS GO GET STARBUCKS TOGETHER."
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how to die

“It takes an entire lifetime to learn how to die,” wrote the Roman Stoic philosopher Seneca (c. 4 BC–65 AD). He counseled readers to “study death always,” and took his own advice, returning to the subject again and again in all his writings, yet he never treated it in a complete work. How to Die gathers in one volume, for the first time, Seneca’s remarkable meditations on death and dying. Edited and translated by James S. Romm, How to Die reveals a provocative thinker and dazzling writer who speaks with a startling frankness about the need to accept death or even, under certain conditions, to seek it out.
how to die by my ded April 23, 2021

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